As the longest birthday party ever ended, the Jersey Shore: Family Vacation roommates find themselves closer than before… or further away? Was Angelina’s speech bomb as bad as everyone knew? And will Snooki ever pay for his actions?
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, once again taking time out of my busy schedule of torturing dissidents and sending my political opponents to the firing squad to pursue my true passion, the criticism of television trash. And what could be more trash than Jersey Shore: Family Vacation! This week’s episode, titled “Best Birthday Ever,” was the fourth in a row to take place on the night of J-Woww’s birthday party, and thankfully, the last. While the birthday party was over a reasonable limit, the good news is that the last two episodes contained the most drama.
In the last episode, we saw Snooki bully Angelina after totally wasting herself at the party, throwing food at her head and telling her husband to find a better wife. Angelina spent most of this week’s episode talking about it, while Snooki continued to star in the “Jersey Shore” talent show with a cheerleader routine that consisted of falling off the stage flat. belly, then to successfully execute several wheels before falling back down. The roommates enjoy this recreation of Snooki’s most drunken moments until her breasts start to drop from her top, leading The Situation and 24 to drag her off the stage.
Other talent show performances consisted of Ronnie recreating some of his biggest Instagram moments (the ones that don’t include public feuds with his girlfriends) while Saffire, dressed in a bear costume, took photos . In my opinion, comrades, you should never put on a bear costume if you are in an empty hotel in the mountains. Too much like this scene in The brilliant. Moreover, once, Raul castro put one on as a gag at a dictators’ convention at a lodge outside of St. Petersburg, and Putin really shot and tried to fight it. It almost caused an international incident, but I said to them, “Would you like the American CIA to see you like this?” and they got embarrassed and calmed down pretty quickly. Hahahahahahahah!
Plus, Vinny performed a routine with his skipping rope, Pauly D made the DJ to bring some Karma to the Poconos, and Angelina gave her speech to J-Woww, filled with Jenny’s roasting attempts that were lacking in power. all sort of punchlines, although she ended up with a touching feeling about how much they’ve grown as friends. That friendship would be tested the next morning, friends, when Angelina expressed her frustration at Snooki’s bullying. J-Woww and Deena have agreed to support Angelina in a chat with Snooki to hopefully sort out their problem once and for all, while the boy prepares the same outcome (to be performed in the next episode).
The next episode, which is the season finale, will also be a double baby shower planned by J-Woww for Deena and Lauren. As we’ve seen for weeks in “coming” teasers, this shower will apparently involve at least two gender reveal-related injuries, so Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 4 should end in style. This week’s episode was a decent setup for the finale, leaving one last major conflict to be resolved that should re-establish the Jersey Shore family after several seasons of conflict.
Until next time, comrades: socialism or death!
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Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 4 Episode 27 – Best Birth
Review by The President
This week’s episode was a decent setup for the finale, leaving one last major conflict to be resolved that should re-establish the Jersey Shore family after several seasons of conflict.